Euphemism-ing

24 December 2008 11:17

Do you know you can turn a very innocent sounding sentence to a rather sexually suggestive one just by saying "... if you know what I mean!" at the end of almost any sentence? For example:

Normal:
Friend: Do you have problems waking up in the morning?
Me: Yeah, I always have a hard time waking up in the morning.

Suggestive:
Friend: Do you have problems waking up in the morning?
Me: Yeah, I always have a hard time waking up in the morning... if you know what I mean!

Go ahead. Make yourself like The Todd at the Christmas and New Year's parties you'll be attending. Just don't call me if you end up getting pepper sprayed, kicked in the nuts or sued for sexual harassment from the above.

Have a good Christmas celebration to those celebrating and happy holidays to all!

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