Dirty Naughty Sexy Geek

18 November 2008 01:09

Here's a totally useless but interesting piece of information that's bound to bring more restraining orders:

  1. The human cell contains 75 Megabytes (MB) of genetic information in DNA form.
  2. Thus, a sperm carries around 37.5 MB.
  3. In a milliliter, it is possible to have 100 million sperms.
  4. On the average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
  5. Therefore, using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male reproductive organ as:

    (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1.6875 Petabytes/sec.

    (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (38,400,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,728,000,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1.728 Petabytes/sec.

    Correction: 1MB = 1,024,000 Bytes, not 1,000,000 Bytes.

Cue geeky pick-up line: "Oh, I got bandwidth alright. Do you have the storage capacity, girl?" ;)

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laydiefa
laydiefa
11/18/2008 2:41:47 AM #

don't let me start about storage here.
we (the women) can also carry the catastrophe your sperm might made.
geddit?
:P

dJ phuturecybersonique
dJ phuturecybersonique
11/18/2008 2:51:44 AM #

only if you disable the firewall! :)

Maria
Maria
11/18/2008 5:04:11 PM #

So man can transfer data faster than fiber optic? lol

pyerudz
pyerudz
11/19/2008 3:29:03 PM #

storage capacity eh? kehkehkeh

Serge Norguard
Serge Norguard
11/21/2008 2:33:25 PM #

i dont know if i should laugh  or  acknowledge this solemnly.

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