The SPURMOsexual

7 June 2008 15:57

Do you find yourself:

  • Checking a woman's wedding ring finger when you meet her?
  • Mentioning ex-girlfriends early in a conversation so that people don't assume you're gay?
  • Having women you are considering hitting on call you 'sir'?
  • Saying, 'fifteen years is not that big of an age difference'?
  • Sleeping with a Yummy Mummy no longer involve an older woman?
  • Having two or more godchildren?
  • Thinking 'who are all these old people,' only to find out they're your age?
  • Always being put in the worst room of a chalet/villa on holidays?
  • Thinking that hair loss a greater threat to the planet than global warming?

If you answered 'yes' to more than half of these questions, you're a SPURMO. You are as endangered as the burrowing owl, mountain gorilla and the Florida manatee.

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Comments (8) -

nina
nina
6/9/2008 5:33:38 PM #

teehee... boy, it does amaze me when people are getting vocab-wiser each day. ;-)

nong
nong
6/9/2008 9:24:56 PM #

are you one of 'em?

mandie
mandie
6/18/2008 12:41:45 AM #

im glad im a girl lol.
to much to think about,i already have to watch out for the ladder in my tights and the skirt stuck in my knickers.

louisa
louisa
6/18/2008 9:20:29 PM #

Your comments have been highly entertaining and refreshing btw. I am surprised that none of the ladies have fallen to your charms with such humour and frankness...:)

celine
celine
6/19/2008 4:24:07 PM #

hello... atcually i very like ur music about the gambus jodoh.... how i can download it... coz i think i want use the music in our performance at our annual dinner.... can u send the music for me....

Aida
Aida
6/20/2008 1:07:20 AM #

So.. how many of your YES answer out of these 9 questions? :D

filet0fish
filet0fish
7/19/2008 9:21:52 AM #

aren't you supposed to be a "SPURMOT" instead?
Single Proud Unmarried Man Over Thirty.

a few more years down the road, you'll be auto-promoted to a SPURMOF!

jaywalker_82
jaywalker_82
8/1/2008 5:22:24 AM #

Note that I'm the first male to comment on this entry?

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