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Geeky and musically inclined male carbon based bipedal life form capable of operating machines that can perform billions of operations per second without bloodshed. Also capable of producing millions of male reproductive cells on a daily basis without even trying. More...


Recent Tweets

Twitter July 1, 11:25
Four roadblocks on the way home tonight. I hope it's because there's a fugitive on the run that the police are trying to catch.

Twitter June 26, 18:56
Are you one of those who constantly have your face looking into the phone all the time?

Twitter June 22, 21:35
Eunuchs are afraid to take up juggling. They just don't have the balls to do it.

Twitter June 21, 22:21
A hotel guest was upset that the hotel doesn't offer any bread and toast for breakfast today. She was lacktoast intolerant.

Twitter June 20, 21:36
Food goes to the noisy end, diaper goes to the smelly end. Never get those ends mixed up. Happy Father's Day!

Twitter June 17, 21:00
My job description when asked what I do for a living.

Twitter June 17, 02:50
Legit advice. #PasswordManagement #ITCrowd

Twitter June 13, 21:50
Made my first #PebbleTime WatchApp. Featuring realtime location determination and calculation.

Twitter June 12, 06:31
I make a terrible hand model. #PebbleTime

Twitter June 9, 23:15
I only have ill wishes to those who are constantly looking into their phones, especially those who walk or drive and text at the same time.

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