Aishiteru Nagai Ji

7 December 2006 14:16

I have been told that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do instead is stalk them and hope that they panic and give in. And when they do, you can probably get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs (having both at the same time is not a good idea).

With that insight, you should now find renewed use for those spam emails you get that you often discard.

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laydiefa
laydiefa
12/8/2006 6:52:43 AM #

hi :)
how's the attempt to sleep during the world regular time?

Sashi
Sashi
12/8/2006 11:34:00 PM #

Still waiting for the panic to set in....

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