What's Up, Dawg?

29 January 2006 09:07

There's a story in my mind right now and it's that classic children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass hare-brained nincompoop that everybody hates. Y'see, the pain-in-the-ass hare-brained nincompoop kept running out in front of the tortoise and taunting him. But right at the end, the tortoise bit clean through the hare-brained nincompoop's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground where he and the other tortoises devoured him alive right there on the racetrack.

It's a disturbing children's story, I know. Remind me not to read any children's tale to any kids when my mind's all warped. It's a dog eat dog world we live in after all. Welcome to the Year of the Dog. Let's do it doggy style, yo.


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Comments (5) -

1/29/2006 10:23:05 PM #

woof woof!!!

2/2/2006 6:25:32 PM #

bring on the doggy style ma man!

2/2/2006 6:26:37 PM #

oh oh! it just reminded me.... doggy style = what in malay yah? stail anjing? kinda think of it the next time i *cough cough* i wanna do it in malay!! wahaha.

2/8/2006 6:00:29 AM #

"dog eat dog world"..macam pernah ku dengar ayat ini..tapi dimana ya..hehe..dogged cobbler meh?

2/12/2006 4:35:54 AM #

come to think of it.. ya laa..
children story can be a bit cruel
if u see it in diff angel...
but then again... life is like that aite??

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