Aah... Singapore. (Is)Land of High Density Buildings (HDB), cars that mostly have a road lifespan of 5 to 7 years on the average, Ah Bengs and Ah Lians (otherwise known as Type 3 Chinese) with English names that are bordering on the pretentious (Aloysius Siew, Jebediah Gan or Pagan Wee anyone? Note: surnames have been changed to protect yours truly from any possibility of being caned, cavity searched or subjected to naked earsquats. Oh wait, wrong country), and a nation that sings their national anthem in a language that a majority of their people don't speak or understand. It's what Kuala Lumpur could have been had it had better urban township planning. It's been three years since my last trip here and everything seems to be more or less the same when I left it, although these days I heard they've got some pretty Hot Malay Girls. Must be the water.