That Dumbassed Dude With A Cancer Stick

8 April 2005 15:43

If there's a prize for the most inconsiderate idiot if I saw one, it's gotta be this numbnutted nitwit whom I came across at the jogging track today who was strolling on the jogging path whilst smoking away. He was oblivious to the fact that those who were trailing on his path were upset with his antic judging by their frantic wafting away of the smoke. I doubt he was there to exercise in the first place as he wasn't even in any exercise gear for that matter.

May his pubic regions be infested by the fleas of a thousand llamas and his arms grow too short for him to reach and scratch it for depriving us of good clean oxygen and making us inhale his second hand smoke while we were exercising.

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Silencers
Silencers
4/11/2005 4:41:48 PM #

Where have I heard this ancient curse before? Must be a variation.

bibi a.k.a bibster
bibi a.k.a bibster
4/13/2005 7:44:12 AM #

By far that curse is the hardest blow ever received by tobacco companies.

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