a.k.a. dJ phuturecybersonique



I, ANAL (I, Am Not A Lawyer)

Posted: Thursday, 10 March 2005 (19:54)

My experience at the Tribunal today confirms two things that I have long suspected:

  1. I hate lawyers. Especially if I have to go up against them.
  2. My command of formal Bahasa totally blows goats. I do not have a problem with conversational Bahasa, but in formal situations, and especially that has got to do with law, I was left in a daze when the judge finished uttering whatever she was uttering. I totally blame my watching too much television when I was growing up that made my England too powderful. Besides, was there ever a local version of Ally McBeal or The Practice, anyways?

Still, despite my struggling, I managed to achieve my objective to have my case heard at the Tribunal instead of the High Court (which was what the opposing lawyers wanted so that they can have the case delayed) and obtain permission to subpoena a witness when the case is heard again in a couple of months' time.

Did I mention I hate lawyers?

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