Don't Be Fooled By The Rocks That I Got

12 January 2005 13:46

'Cos these are the accursed pebbles in my garden hose. I could have been a gemstone dealer but alas, it was fated that I end up being a quarry. Anyways, as I said before, nothing says "I Love You" better than some bling-bling from the depths of the kidneys, especially when you get to pass them out on your own. Coming soon to a store near you as a novelty item this Valentine's, folks.


Hopefully that grossed you out. Now if you'd excuse me, I'm gonna make myself a sandwich and Milo... on the rocks.

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Pok Ku
Pok Ku
1/12/2005 5:02:16 PM #

You got kidney stones? Ouch!
Drink plenty of water from now on!

dJ phuturecybersonique
dJ phuturecybersonique
1/12/2005 11:59:22 PM #

already am at 3 liters a day (minimum) all this while but they still form. it's the uric acid level in my blood that's on the high side.

maman
maman
1/13/2005 12:27:08 AM #

  takde treatment ke utk stabilkan ur uric acid ?

nong
nong
1/13/2005 7:45:11 AM #

Aiyyoooooo..U gotta be careful, first the stone,  then come gout...

nora
nora
1/13/2005 1:02:46 PM #

don't take so much of acidic food. they'll make your uric acid level go skyhigh. eg. tomatoes, lime and oranges.

sue
sue
1/14/2005 3:53:53 AM #

eww iwan..did u tadah ur kencing or wot? it looks like rice krispies

dJ phuturecybersonique
dJ phuturecybersonique
1/14/2005 5:50:44 AM #

rice krispies, eh? hmmm... the next time you're having them for breakfast, just remember that picture above and where it all came from! :D

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