Twelfth Bug Of Christmas

25 December 2004 10:13

For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me:
Tell them it's a feature;
Say it's not supported;
Change the documentation;
Blame it on the hardware;
Find a way around it;
Say they need an upgrade;
Reinstall the software;
Ask for a dump;
Run with the debugger;
Try to reproduce it;
Ask them how they did it and
See if they can do it again.

Source: Phineas T. Manbottle Library of Arcane Knowledge and Questionable Humor

A very Merry Christmas/Chanukkah/Kwanzaa, to all geeks and nerds celebrating it!


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