How DJ-ing can be similiar to "evicting the testicular squatters":

"Bedroom DJing is a lot like masturbation: there's no risk of upsetting your audience, but there's no-one to cheer and scream when you get it right." - Frank Broughton and Bill Brewster in How to DJ (Properly) - The Art and Science of Playing Records

I found the said book at MPH Mid-Valley the other day. So now, I'm gonna stop "committing mass spermicide" and get my stuff... err... music out there for people to scream and bleed their ears to. Thus for starters, Spoonfork is featuring one of my remixes as his Song Of The Week this time around.