So my dress sense and appearance can be quite "simplistic" at times (not sloppy/selekeh I assure you) but I think I really gotta do something about it when I get mistaken for a waiter at a warong somewhere in Subang. Maybe it's the combination of that black concert t-shirt, brown khakis and my carrying a bowl of soto on a tray that led some girls to mistake me for someone who was about to bring their order to the table when I was scouting around for a place to sit. Perhaps I oughtta try that as a new form of pick up line. I'm preparing for the eventuality that I might get bitchslapped silly for even trying. That would still count as some form of physical contact with a person of the opposite gender in any case, no?