Who needs a wussy Internet Refrigerator
when you can have an Alphaserver 8400 5/300
as the kitchen server in your crib!
Running on a variant of the OpenVMS (Open Vending
Machine System - it's like an unlocked non-coin operated vending
machine) operating system, it stores and retains all the typical
refreshments and leftover nourishments a geek needs to survive,
especially after those events where most people couldn't make it
and you're left with food that can last you one whole week or more
for yourself, even after giving some away.