Pebbles In The Garden Hose

29 January 2004 23:52

I've got another one of those episodes where I'm passing rocks. Yes, people. Hardly a year since the last occurence, I'm getting another one. Weird thing is that, with the amount of liquid that I've been consuming over the years (at least two bottles of water from the 1.5L mineral water bottles daily), I really don't know what gives. The results of the blood and urine tests show everything as normal. My kidneys must be ultra strong to be able to form rocks under tidal wave like conditions it seems. I'm seeing a urology specialist on this to find out what's really going on and monitor stuff until the next one is passed out. At the rate I'm going, I should have enough of those to make an engagement and a wedding ring (yeah, both of 'em!). What better way to show affection to the loved one than something from the very bottom of the kidneys, eh?

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Chibster
Chibster
2/2/2004 6:18:13 AM #

Yo, you sure you're okay dude? I heard that you can dissolve it naturally by eating lots and lots of white carrot. Yeah, seriously lobal putih. Try it.

jawadesonicman
jawadesonicman
8/17/2004 12:33:42 AM #

get well soon. yes, i have heard that lobak putih too. you might try detox or become one of those veggie people. not village people kay...

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