Perspectives On Living Life

17 November 2003 06:16

First I was dying to finish my high school and start college. And then I was dying to finish college and start working. Then I was dying to marry and have children. And then I was dying for my children to grow old enough so I could go back to work. But then I was dying to retire. And now I'm dying. And suddenly I realized I forgot to live.

- Unknown

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus??! I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend you last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen!
- Jason Alexander (George Constanza on Seinfeld)

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Bartholomew
Bartholomew
11/18/2003 1:28:23 AM #

This sounds depressing!

dJ phuturecybersonique
dJ phuturecybersonique
11/18/2003 1:34:42 AM #

orgasm is depressing?

Bartholomew
Bartholomew
11/18/2003 2:04:50 AM #

It is.  Trust me... :-)

dJ phuturecybersonique
dJ phuturecybersonique
11/18/2003 5:37:06 AM #

i think you're doing it wrong, dude! tak tu, puan lyna? heeheehee!

semey
semey
11/18/2003 6:27:09 AM #

seinfeld rawks

idreamofzinnie
idreamofzinnie
11/18/2003 6:30:03 AM #

lelaki ada orgasm ke Bart?
menarik ni. " kehidupan. .. bukanlah bererti kehidupan selagi seseorang itu tidak sanggup mati atas apa yang dia cintai - david blaine "

Bartholomew
Bartholomew
11/18/2003 7:03:49 AM #

Ada... lagi-lagi kalau orgasm dicapai tatkala sendirian.  Tak depressing begitu?

dJ phuturecybersonique
dJ phuturecybersonique
11/18/2003 7:12:49 AM #

aagghhhh! too much information!! tercemar website aku!

Bartholomew
Bartholomew
11/18/2003 9:21:27 AM #

Hahaha!

dJ phuturecybersonique
dJ phuturecybersonique
11/18/2003 12:35:44 PM #

server ni kena samak and then bagi mandi bunga and mandi lulur lepas ni... :P

semey
semey
11/19/2003 1:57:45 AM #

Iwan... u gotta rate ur website 18SX now. Tak sesuai untuk kanak-kanak. I wished what George Constanza said was true sometimes. Its like the best years are gone... we are just making the best of the numbers of years we hav left... trying to achieve newer things in life.

pauline
pauline
11/19/2003 5:38:55 AM #

haiwan. glad,you did die for almost everything isnt that fun.some only have black@white dreams till to the expiring date.luck favours a few.

Illyna
Illyna
12/19/2003 4:19:29 AM #

Want you to know that mandi lulur is obscene! They actually rub, clean, scrub your every orifice (Hellowwww down below!) So you might wanna hold that from your sacred server for now.

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