All I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Computers

  • Get with the program
  • There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway
  • It's okay if there's a mouse in the house
  • Don't byte off more than you can process
  • It's better to be hard than floppy
  • It's okay to act SCSI every once in a while
  • Some people just can't hack it
  • "Spellchecker" is the best thing since sliced bread
  • You're only as popular as your screen saver
  • You can judge a person by the peripherals they keep
  • You can never tell when you're going to crash
  • Keep a font memory with you at all times
  • If you have a lot of Internal Drive, you'll probably go far
  • Some mornings it's just impossible to get Booted Up
  • Keep your hands off other people's gigabytes
  • Don't forget how much memory you have
  • It's okay if you need a little tech support now and then
  • In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream
  • And remember... Don't just nibble at life's opportunities, take a megabyte!

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