Follow me @dJcybersonique on Instagram


Traffic Relationship

27 May 2009 00:18

Sometimes if you're stuck in traffic with the same people, mile after mile, they genuinely become your neighbors. These are the people you turn to for solace. You complain to each other. First, you make eye contact. Then, little sympathetic sighs and dismissive waves of disgust.

Once in a while, you even roll down the window and chat. "Hey, can you believe this?"

"Well, this sucks, doesn't it? How is it over in your lane? Sucks?"

"Here, too. Sucks. Guess it sucks everywhere, huh?"

You develop a relationship with these people. Which is why I get upset when somebody tries to pass. It's like they're breaking up the relationship.

Your first response? You're shocked. You didn't see this coming. "What do you mean you're leaving? Why? Where are you going? I thought we agreed we'd stick it out together... What is it -- you want to see other cars? Is that it? I guess you need a space of your own, huh? Well, fine. Go... Just go."

And the great moment of revenge: Two minutes later, they come crawling back. They want back in. But, of course, you don't let them in. You've been hurt, scorned -- make them sweat.

"Hey, look who's back. I guess life in the fast lane didn't work out like you planned. Suddenly I'm looking good to you, huh? Well, get in line, baby."

"Oh, and I hear that I'm eligible for that frequent traveller rebate programme on the LDP now too."

Share

Filed under: General

A(H1N1)

16 May 2009 00:14

Quoting Altimet on his Twitter page, "We wanna say Selamat Datang to H1N1, aka Swine Flu, to Malaysia. unfortunately you are not eligible for the Malaysia My Second Home Program."

Share

Filed under: General

About

Geeky and musically inclined male carbon based bipedal life form capable of operating machines that can perform billions of operations per second without bloodshed. Also capable of producing millions of male reproductive cells on a daily basis without even trying. More...

Archive

Recent Tweets

Twitter March 29, 06:00
Models #Savannah #JovianMandagieForZalora https://t.co/pAjg4sAhkJ

Twitter March 22, 09:41
My thoughts are with everyone in London. Stay safe, my friends. #tbt https://t.co/pQUe0Y3r7X

Twitter March 20, 23:47
Lounging majestically. https://t.co/btdxwSOdUa

Twitter March 20, 18:19
Try and leave this world a little better than you found it. - Robert Stephenson Smyth Baden-Powell

Twitter March 20, 16:47
Selamat pagi, Kuala Lumpur! https://t.co/SzUoIEchk0

Twitter March 19, 08:47
Sunset at Qurm Beach, Muscat. https://t.co/Mal37y7Ayb

Twitter March 19, 02:43
This Galaxy S7 cannot be brought on an aircraft as it exceeds the legal limit of 100ml and is also flammable. https://t.co/qVHi1Ka7Rj

Twitter March 18, 19:48
#ShowdownTheMovie was available on OmanAir flight WY0824 from Kuala Lumpur to Muscat the other day. https://t.co/MmgBZRuddA

Twitter March 18, 17:20
Muscat at night. https://t.co/ULKDyP5K9G

Twitter March 18, 09:40
Maghrib in Muscat. https://t.co/6LCGWXC4FL

Follow me @dJcybersonique
Note: For Customization and Configuration, CheckOutRecent Tweets Documentation