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Saying Selamat Tinggal?

31 December 2008 17:42

A preview of what's coming (or should I say leaving?)

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"Sekian lama telah ku simpan rasa ini di hati, baru kini ku berani 'tuk menyatakan oh gadis, dikau punca segala kepedihan di hatiku, tak ingin lagi ku lihat wajah mu di hadapanku!"

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Fi-wii-t!

29 December 2008 00:11

After getting a Wii back in March, we finally managed to get our hands on a Wii Fit. As if it's not ridiculous enough that we're frantically waving our hands in the air when playing games that uses the Wiimote, we get to do it with our whole bodies now. The games on Wii Fit are adequate to make one break into a sweat and some religious nutheads scream "Infidel!" when doing the yoga part that comes with it, even though there are no chants involved (I'm not sure if the Wii Fit actually went through JAKIM's vetting process).

I'm still holding out for that wiife though. If anything, watching her do the hula (ala the Wii Fit Girl) would be enough to increase my heart rate and break me into a sweat.

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Euphemism-ing

24 December 2008 11:17

Do you know you can turn a very innocent sounding sentence to a rather sexually suggestive one just by saying "... if you know what I mean!" at the end of almost any sentence? For example:

Normal:
Friend: Do you have problems waking up in the morning?
Me: Yeah, I always have a hard time waking up in the morning.

Suggestive:
Friend: Do you have problems waking up in the morning?
Me: Yeah, I always have a hard time waking up in the morning... if you know what I mean!

Go ahead. Make yourself like The Todd at the Christmas and New Year's parties you'll be attending. Just don't call me if you end up getting pepper sprayed, kicked in the nuts or sued for sexual harassment from the above.

Have a good Christmas celebration to those celebrating and happy holidays to all!

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It's Going To Lose A-A-Apa Satu Dua

21 December 2008 14:54

Shazzy gave me a bunch of his rap acapellas from his debut "Aku Melayu" album for me to mess about with. I managed to put him together with The X-ecutioners, Mike Shinoda (of Linkin Park) and Eminem on this track. He doesn't want to admit it but I hope this will revive his rap career, albeit with a different producer. ;)

Shazzy is also an accomplished saxophonist. Check out his wicked remake of Careless Whisper.

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Download: Shazzy Vs. X-ecutioners (feat. Eminem) - It's Going To Lose A-A-Apa Satu Dua

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Uncle Odin

17 December 2008 04:53

It's only been 158 days since Tok passed away. Last weekend on Sunday, December 14 at 11:30am, Uncle Odin passed away after suffering a massive stroke two days earlier. He was 60. Nobody saw it coming. Uncle Odin was the one who took care of Tok for the last 30 years after grandfather passed away. My parents and I were in Miri, Sarawak attending to my cousin's wedding at the time of his death, so needless to say, I had my own "Four Weddings and A Funeral" moment there (three of my other friends also had their weddings on that same weekend). I really hate how the timing of things came about. It blew massive chunks.

Moga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas rohnya. Al-Fatihah.

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