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The SPURMOsexual

7 June 2008 15:57

Do you find yourself:

  • Checking a woman's wedding ring finger when you meet her?
  • Mentioning ex-girlfriends early in a conversation so that people don't assume you're gay?
  • Having women you are considering hitting on call you 'sir'?
  • Saying, 'fifteen years is not that big of an age difference'?
  • Sleeping with a Yummy Mummy no longer involve an older woman?
  • Having two or more godchildren?
  • Thinking 'who are all these old people,' only to find out they're your age?
  • Always being put in the worst room of a chalet/villa on holidays?
  • Thinking that hair loss a greater threat to the planet than global warming?

If you answered 'yes' to more than half of these questions, you're a SPURMO. You are as endangered as the burrowing owl, mountain gorilla and the Florida manatee.

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