I brought some friends to go see Actorlympics last night.
I was already officially an Actorlympics-holic. If you thought
that was bad enough, tonight, I brought my whole family (parents,
sister, brother-in-law and cousin) go see the Actorlympics. It's
sick, I know, to subject them to many-laughs-a-minute kinda
torture for 90 minutes. That's why I am now now officially aconfirmed chronic Actorlympics-holic.
I need help. Is there an Actorlympic-holics Anonymous therapy
group that I can join?
I bet there's no other show where you can find Ida Nerina,
Douglas Lim, Sabrina, Afdlin Shauki,
Na'a Murad and Edwin Sumun opening (and closing) to the song
and dance routine of Akademi Fantasia.
Right after we all stood and sang Negaraku prior to the show
too. I did not get pulled on stage
this time around but Bibi
did. She got Afdlin to sell her the "Bubble of Fear" to ward
off other direct sellers after breathing his breath. Eddie from
the audience got Ida Nerina to dig Douglas Lim's nose
(something that no other directors in Malaysia has managed to
get Ida to do for the price of the show's ticket too, mind you)
and subsequently spank him to the tune of Lionel Richie's Hello.
The best had to go to Vishen (of Setapak) who got Afdlin to do
the titty (nipple) twister to Na'a to the tune of Michael
Jackson's Bad. If anybody thinks that Actorlympics blows nanny
goats, well, "whateverrrr". You can definitely "talk to the
fingerrrrr" (waves pinkie finger up).
My sixth time attending Actorlympics and tonight's show has
been the best so far. I'm officially an Actorlympics-holic
See also: Actorlympics - Stars War: Revenge Of The Colonic Menaces,
Actorlympics: Year Of The Rooster,
Actorlympics: Acropolis Now,
Actorlympics 2003 andActorlympics 2002.
I've always been a fan of Afdlin Shauki's work. Whether it's the shows he's hosting, the music he's making, the movies he's producing or acting in, he brings and makes a difference in all of them. This is an article he wrote on the New Man magazine when he was a guest editor not too long ago. He has put it up on his website but I'd like to keep it here for posterity. It's something that kinda strikes me deep.
Continue reading The Boy Who Became A Man To Become A Boy.
The dude who once sat on me
in front of a live audience and subsequently restored my bowel
movements to its regular state, i.e. Afdlin Shauki, has a
weblog running. Some quotable quotes so far:
- Okaylah first of all, thank kayu daun kerladi kepada semua
yang mengunjung blog ini dan kalau anda datang untuk spam site
ini, biarlah satu hari anda termakan spam ketika berjalan-jalan
mencari makan di luar negeri.
- Sumbang mahram - sounds like a charity organisation doesn't
it? "Sudahkah anda membuat sumbangan mahram anda?" hee hee...
- Then i'm going to menyembah berhala kat rtm untuk
- Having children, I think, is the best thing that I have
experienced in my life, second only to the actual act of making
- When the bass player stops playing, it's called a drum
solo.. or ...errr something like that la.
- Jangan dia ingat budak gemuk yang tenang tak ada bela
Go see what else is Inside Afdlin Shauki's Head.
Update (Aug 20): Not only has he lost his mind,
he's linked this humble site of mine from his too! I have my
bowels forever indebted to him now.
I got myself on the weighing machine today. The last time being
two weeks ago. From what it tells me, I'm now lighter by 5 kgs
since then and am now underweight from my supposed ideal weight
by 2 kgs. From what I can tell, the amount of food I'm consuming
(and subsequently excreting) versus the amount of energy I'm
using lately are not in equilibrium. Since I can only eat (and
excrete) so much, the logical thing to do is to spend more
The barber I've been getting my haircut from since my first
ever haircut post potong jambul has finally retired. I'm
now barber-less and sporting thatHugh Grant hair again.
Somebody also told me the other day that if anybody were to
observe me for several days, he or she can pretty much figure out
all the clothes that I have in my wardrobe.
Toldya I'm retrosexual.
It has come to a point where wearing a mask indoors is inevitable.
At the rate it's going, soon it's going to be an exercise in
futility. Maybe now is a good time to bring on another of those
aural assaults that are not only ear bleeding and suicide
inducing, it is known to bring heavy rain
as well not too long ago. Hopefully it will bring someWind Of Change as its
namesake goes. I doubt the song will bring tears to anyone's eyes
but I guess we're way past that already in these kind of
conditions. Do the raindance while you're at it too, will ya?
We're desperate for some good clean air, the sun and clear blue
skies with white fluffy clouds. This geek is getting too pale and
pasty skinned already.
Kiniku dah rasa bosan
Malas terasa, biarku bersendirian
Kiniku dah rasa malas
Semua citaku, asyik dihalang dibidas
Ku di sini terasa bosan
Apa nak jadi hari ni baru ku perasan
Hidup ku asyik dipenuhi kekosongan
Segala citaku dibendung tanpa alasan
Malasnya, biarkan ku bersendirian
Ku tak fahami betapa kejam dunia
Ku hanya ingin mencapaikan cita-cita
Salahkah aku jika citaku 'gak berbeza?