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You Sent Me An S.O.S. In The Form Of An S.M.S.

30 July 2005 14:08

The following is a transcript of an SMS conversation that happened on a dark and stormy Friday evening not too long ago.

Laydiefa: Jam teruk giler..
Me: I'm also caught in one at PJ. Sigh. Layan lalak ajelah.
Laydiefa: No wonder it hasn't stopped raining.. haihh
Me: Dah memang hujan, layan aje la.
Laydiefa: Yeah.. it made me cancel my plan to nokia starlight cinema tonight. Thank you Mr Redzuan! Thank yousss! :-P
Me: Aniiiiii.. angkat kain jemuraaaaaaan, hujan dah turuunnnnn...
Laydiefa: Wahahahaha.. so when its gonna be 'jemuran dah turunnnnn'?
Me: Bila kita sampai rumah.
Laydiefa: Which for me, could mean another 15 minutes.. look at the sky. Macam nak hujan lagi lebat. What kind of song are you singing ni?
Me: Oh Carol
Laydiefa: Fine. I'm committing suicide. :))

So, not only do the music I play are ear bleeding, they're suicide inducing as well. I'm seriously considering starting a cult. No teapots involved. Crackpots and pinheads may apply.


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Invitation For Sky Kingdom Club Membership

24 July 2005 02:14

An SMS dropped into my cellphone this morning:

Invitation for Sky Kingdom club membership in Terengganu beach front. Offers multi religious experience, daily tea party (giant teapot available) & a chance to sit next to the father of all pinheads, Ayah Pin. Remember, the sky is the limit! Hurry get your PIN digit now!


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I'm The DJ! You Shut Up!

15 July 2005 18:30

Earliest recorded moment of a budding bedroom DJ spinning songs and possibly having a dig at his nasal cavities while he's at it.

The kid went on to become a bedroom DJ alright, except instead of scratching records, he scratches his own rear end.


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13 July 2005 15:55

And today Adek turns another year older. Everybody say "Happy Birthday, Adek!"

I'm still convinced till today that Ayah wanted a birthday present in the form of a kid that year. He almost got his wish. Adek decided to pop out a couple of days later instead. She's still confounding Ayah till today. Heehee! We all love her just the same nonetheless.


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8 July 2005 13:15

Anyone can be a father. But it takes a heckuva dude to be a Dad. Especially when you have yours truly as the junior.

Happy Birthday, Ayah.


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Lookin' Fer Lurve?

7 July 2005 04:35

Just in case if that upcoming local reality TV showMencari Cinta doesn't cut it for you overdue bachelors (or bachelorettes) out there, there's always Abang Best:

Via Laydiefa. Source unknown.


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