Our garden got featured in today's The Star's Metro section (Plants Part and Parcel of Sitinorlia's Life). And no, I don't recall spending hours in the garden taking pictures of it like what is written at the end of that article. I only spent a couple of hours photoshopping those pictures I took.

The car was smelling funny after driving it and it wasn't because I haven't showered or have a severe body odor problem. A quick peek under the hood revealed some engine oil spillage making contact with the hot engine chassis. Highly likely that the gasket is cracked and needs replacing. Looks like the wallet will be stretching its lean streak and yours truly will be on an extended diet of his own bachelor geek chow when the car returns from the workshop. Fasting month is looming on the horizon anyways so it can't be all that bad, can it?

It's the middle of the month and the wallet's a bit on the lean side to go out and eat. But I gotta eat anyways and it better not be some noodle from a packet that takes five minutes to prepare. Looking at the leftover stuff that's in the nourishment storage server, I felt a bit adventurous and came up with this quasi-noodle (click for the how-to) out of a packet that takes 10 minutes to prepare instead.

Mom watched Four Weddings And A Funeral the other night. Halfway through the movie she blurted, "Dude! Your hair is like Hugh Grant's!" Yes, it's that time of year when I'm due for the year quarterly visit to the barber and yes, mothers out there should really refrain from using the word "dude" to their sons. Made my scalp sprout a patch of grey hair upon hearing that.

Stop pickin' on me
Because I'm a geek
I'm strange to you
You're strange to me
Well one of these days
I'm gonna pack heat
Your brains on the wall
My face... my face on TV!

Available in the following flavors: Geek (Album Mix) and Geek (It's All Geek To Me Mix) and its accompanying karaoke singalong guide. Props to MC Chris.

Update (1600 hours): Lemme throw you the Top 11 Geek Pick Up Lines as well while I'm on the subject.

Are your shortcut icons getting the best of you? Does it seem they just keep piling up? How can you enjoy your wallpaper with such a mess? The #5 boyband in the world reveals the solution to your desktop problems in their music video.

Click to watch.

"I'm representin' da westside, yo! So don't you be messin' with my Momma, nahmsayin'? Not until she gets out of confinement, at least!". I think that's what Mirza Ikhwan Hafiz is trying to say when I took his picture.

Dedicating: Jordy - It's Tough Being A Baby (phuture edit)

Congratulations to one of my childhood friends, Dipendra, who tied the knot (both figuratively and literally speaking) with his sweetheart Sharon. Managed to catch the ceremony at the Kajang Sikh temple last Saturday. Picture below.

Congratulations also to one of my kawan-kawan Internet, Lyna and her husband Hafiz who have been blessed with a healthy baby boy, Mirza Ikhwan Hafiz Ikhwan Mirza Hafiz, last Monday. I still haven't managed to go visit, hence no picture(s) as yet. I was once told she wants to be in photo reclusion until she regains her figure like how Ziana Zain did it.