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Words Of Wisdom On Women

5 August 2004 12:19

"Yeah, you know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."

"A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice."

"I'm going to leave this world the way I entered it: Dirty, screaming, and torn from the woman I love!"

Courtesy of Homer J. Simpson.


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