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At The Actorlympics Again

28 August 2004 18:44

Unlike Actorlympics 2002 and Actorlympics 2003, this year's Actorlympics 2004 - Acropolis Now turned into something out of my wet dream when I got pulled onstage and fondled groped byNell Ng in front of a live audience. Then it got weird when Reza Zainal Abidin did a crotch watch on me before I got hunted by "Crocodile Hunter" Edwin Sumun. As with any dreams I have, it turned into horror when 200-something pound (probably more) Afdlin Shauki wrestled and pinned me to the ground ala WWE. Now thanks to him, I have regular bowel movements once more.

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Three Point Oh

28 August 2004 04:34

Three years. That's a tenth of my life so far. What's even more amazing is that are actually people out there are keeping up with the incessant ramblings that I churn out on this site. Thanks, y'all! Nothing else to say to that except Happy Birthday, Cybersonique-dot-Org and Happy Merdeka, Malaysia.

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Going Ugly Early

24 August 2004 12:35

I stand corrected with regards to my use of the term "Warong Waiter Look". The correct term for that is "retrosexual" which means "man with an undeveloped aesthetic sense who spends as little time and money as possible on his appearance and lifestyle." Also applicable in situations when a person is deprived of procreational related activities as how Karen Krizanovich puts it: "I haven't had sex in so long I'm retrosexual." Finally, an adjective that fittingly describes yours truly for all occassions besides "phlegmboyant". It won't be long before I go ugly early.

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Chicken Stock For The Soul

21 August 2004 14:59

Eating a whole chicken stock is not equal to eating a whole chicken. I'm not even sure if both are actually equal in terms of nutritional value. Anyhow, my tastebuds are all funny now after eating one (the stock). Enough to keep me off anything that resembles a chicken for the rest of the week. I doubt that would be enough to keep me immune to any form of avian flu though.

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I'm No Superman

20 August 2004 02:37



Well I know what I've been told
You gotta work to feed the soul
But I can't do this all on my own
No, I know I'm no Superman

Lazlo Bane - Superman

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Cheapened Overrated IT Certifications

18 August 2004 16:28

Nothing irks me more than interviewing a pimply faced sysadmin wannabe who proclaims to have been "conferred the title of MCSE and MCDBA" (by monkey boy Ballmer, no less) but know absolutely nothing when asked what Active Directory, DNS, DHCP, IIS, routing, subnets, etc. etc. is all about conceptually, let alone practically. If I ever come across another of those paper MCSE interviewees, you can be sure that I'm gonna proclaim myself as "The best MCSE, CISSP and some say CCNA! So don't play-play!" when in actuality I only hold SRP, SPM and a D class driver's license.

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Can I Have Some Cekodoks To Go With That Citroen C3?

15 August 2004 16:34

Congratulations to AF2 champ, Zahid. Now do Misha Omar a favor by letting her jump in your spanking new lowrider and rotate them tires. Misha, I may not drive a Citroen C3 but can I get a taste of your cekodok too?

Listening to: Tiara Jacquelina - Asmaradana

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Output < Input

14 August 2004 02:17

Stupid pebble in the garden hose again. I've been really productive this year, haven't I? Like having your own private quarry.

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Returns And Revelations

13 August 2004 01:52

Yes, I'm just as disappointed as most of y'all are about the change in lyrics in Kaer's song for AF2 finals. So the song will now be about a dude being grateful on the return of his ex. Heh! Just how many guys out there are actually grateful for the return of their ex after being missing in action for years and still be full of hope at that? *Shrug* Anyhow, I thought Omar K did a helluva kickass job with the original lyrics and of course, Teejay/Johan for laying down that beautiful track in the first place. By the way, here's a quick trivia for y'all out there. Remember Karim Daud's Tujuh Hari? Turns out that Omar K was the dude responsible for that among many, many other zany and wicked stuff (Karim Daud's Perasaan was way, way over the top!)! There's even a video of him floating on the 'Net performing "Tujuh Hari" live at the Battle Of The Bands held at Purdue University last year, representing Illinois as I found out from the man himself. Yeah, it'll be something I'll be holding against him to his firstborn. Hopefully that kid won't be as a result of what Karim Daud does on Wednesdays. Heh!

Listening to: Flanella - Bila Engkau (thanks, Sue!)

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AF2: Kau Kembali

9 August 2004 13:55

Akademi Fantasia is reaching fever pitch at the moment that even my Dad could bring up the topic over dinner! As most would have already known by now, six contestants (yay Linda!) have been selected via public SMS into the finals which is going to be held this weekend. During which, each of them will be given two songs to sing, one of which will be a BRAND NEW SONG that is specially composed for each contestant. Here now, I present to you one such song that will be sung by AF2 finalist Kaer. Composed by the talented duo of Johan Farid Kharuddin (the dude formerly known as Teejay, who composed Anuar Zain's Permata and Sheila Majid's Cinta Kita) with his buddy Omar Khan, exclusive via Cybersonique-dot-Org (and with permission from the composers themselves, even Kaer doesn't know about this song at this time of my writing!) here is Kaer's song for AF2 finals, Kau Kembali with its accompanying lyrics. It is a beautiful song and very fitting for Kaer indeed. Nicely done, J&K!

As if by chance, it is also Teejay's (sorry, dude.. I'm just not used to calling you Johan! :P) birthday tomorrow (August 9). So, Happy Turning-A-Year-Older, Mr. Overgrown Kahuna!

So, Dah Kronik? ;)

Update (Aug 9, 2210 hours): A word of thanks to "Kaeratics" Javard and Sarah Syakirah for the additional publicity! ;)

Update (Aug 11, 0935 hours): It's the second coming! Sultan Muzaffar has just picked up this entry. I'm bracing myself...

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